You frequently question your own existenceEver just stare into space at work and wonder if this is all part of a twisted computer simulation and you???re actually sleeping in a pod of jelly with a massive tube stuck in the back of your head? You???re not alone.
You can’t look at a black cat without getting a bit nervousBetter run, there’s a glitch in The Matrix and a bunch of agents are probably on their way to stuff a worm in your belly button ????
It???s déjà vu???again!
You’ve tried to bend a spoon with your mind at least once in your lifeAnd you were disappointed when it didn’t work too.
You wish you could pull off head-to-toe leatherSlicked back hair, floor-length coats, shades at night - super cool in The Matrix, bit creepy IRL
You’re still holding out for instant learning to be inventedWe fully expected to be foreign language experts by now tbh
You???re 100% ready to re-enter this world
You don???t even need to be given a choice. The Matrix: Resurrections is your destiny???